~This Is How You Arrive For Jury Duty~

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"A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial."

-Thomas Fuller

Amanda Lepore showed up for Jury Duty in NYC this week in full on bitch goddess mode... Gotta love a bish that oozes glamour even while doing the most dreaded act of civic duty.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~NO!! NO!! NO!!~

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"Could we teach taste or genius by rules, they would be no longer taste and genius."

-Joshua Reynolds

At least once a day I see a trend fail, style nightmare, makeup disaster, or fashion faux pas. Sometimes I see a few... But lately "hideous" is so prominent that it is almost a trend within itself. Here are a few examples...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Seriously, you're trying too hard...you're doing too much"

This bag is so ugly it actually makes me violent:

A Hello Kitty bong? Really? Is Sanrio in a licensing war with Ed Hardy?

Cigarette butt charms? If you were going for trendy/edgy you failed miserably. Start over.

As If Mocassins weren't ugly enough...

"Vulva" Vaginal Scent? I guess it could be worse...it could be in lotion/creme form.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Jeremy Scott Adidas Originals~

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"If a woman wishes to make these laces, and chooses good designs and

does not spend too much time on them, the pastime is a worthy one."

-'The University of Illinois Clothing Club Manual' published in 1926.

I've been over track suits since Bennifer were the "It" couple. but this Jeremy Scott Adidas Original Lace track suit from the 2010 line has me comtemplating a reconciliation. The rest of the collection is kinda fly also...

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~A Shoe Only A Tourist Could Love~

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"I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists." -Brigitte Bardot

Shoe brand Geox is launching this limited-edition shoe inspired by the Empire State Building. Omg...if there was a Razzie Award for shoes...we would have a winner. I hate these gaudy heels with a passion and I just know some 19 year old girl from Toledo Ohio is going to buy them and really think she's the shit. Omg...they make me wanna jump off the Empire State building. Actually I retract that... They make me want to THROW someone off the Empire State Building. Oh, and by the way...they are $230. They've got nerve.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Glamarazzi Roundup 3-28-10~

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"Teamwork divides the task and doubles the success." -Unknown

Edited by Keedah

This week it's all about beauty! The Glamarazzi ladies are bringing you everything from how to get gorgeous curls to the latest nail trends.

• A guide to the best products for gorgeous curls by Obsessions Isnt Just a Perfume


• Vex in the City shares her progress with Mega-Tek, known to reduce hair breakage and encourage faster hair growth
  


• Temple of Glam is offering up the New Bath & Body Works Collection to the goddess of spring. Too hokey? OK fine: Enter to win the ENTIRE Moonlight Magic Collection...Ends Tomorrow!!
  


• Makeup Music Money Me asks What beauty products are you lovely ladies using while you're working


• LiAnn at Sparklecrack Central is breaking out the UV-colorchanging nail polishes now that the sun's finally here


• Hot Beauty Health shows you how to revive your hair with 8 homemade hair conditioner recipes!!
  

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Tina Fey For Esquire Magazine~

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“Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.” -Tina Fey

Tina Fey posed for Esquire Magazine's April 2010 issue. And all I have to say is ...touché Mz.Fey. I really really didn't think Tina Fey had a sultry or sexy bone in her body and haven't been shy about saying so. I have also taken issue with her red carpet style. I have to admit though...these pix show the funny lady in a whole new light. Hell, she's almost "edgy"...Well...at least she tried. I'm impressed...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Lingerie Model Angie Valencia: From "Queen of Coffee" to "Cocaine Baroness"~

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"That's style, flash, pizazz; a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody" -Scarface

Stunning sucessful lingerie model lingerie model Angie Sanselmente Valencia has gone from the runway to just being on the run. From the law. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the beautiful suspected crime lord(ess). This story is just too good...it reads like a novel. A Jackie Collins meets Sparkle Hayter novel. And if there is any justice in the world, Quentin Tarantino will make a movie based on it...

Let me fill you in...

Columbia native Angie Sanselmente Valencia was a highly successful lingerie model and Columbia's "Queen Of Coffee 2000". She was also the girlfriend of a drug a lord named...wait for it...Monster. Yeah, I said Monster. It gets better... Apparently Angie wasn't content simply having a lucrative modeling career and being Monster's arm candy. Nope. She wanted more. She wanted Monster's title. Mz.Valencia left Columbia to move to Argentina where she began her quest to rival her ex lover's drug empire. Fellow lingerie models were used to transport her "product"...calling them "unsuspicious, beautiful angels". The thought of lingerie models globetrotting with kilos of cocaine in their cooters is just too much for me... *dissolves in giggles*. It gets better.... Last December one of her "unsuspicious angels" was caught at the Buenos Aires airport. With 55kg of cocaine...*gulp* Apparently models crack under pressure because her "angel" sang like an anorexic canary. Told authorities EVERYTHING. There has been an arrest warrant and a manhunt ever since. The former "Queen of Coffee" (priceless) is rumored to be in either Mexico or Argentina. The authorities tried to track her thru her Pomeranian lapdog but to no avail ...surprise, surprise. Pomeranian lapdog?! Omg...I can't take it.


"Angie Sanselmente Valencia"

I in no way support criminal behavior and finds the distribution of cocaine morally reprehensible BUT I gotta admit I love that she tried to rival her lovers drug empire instead of just living off his. She's definitely a boss... I actually love the whole story. I mean, a lover named "Monster", models with coke in their derriere, a "Queen of Coffee" turned drug baroness, and a Pomeranian lapdog... They say crime doesn't pay but in this case it certainly entertains.

Read the full story HERE

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Desired Address: 885 Third Avenue AKA "The Lipstick Building"~

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“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”
-Pat Benatar

I was out and about in NYC the other day. Well... I was actually supposed to be working but told a little fib about needing something from Duane Reade to get outside into the sexy spring weather we have been enjoying on the East Coast...

Anyway...back to topic. I was out and about and was approached by a gentleman named...ummm...oops forgot his name. Not important. (Mean but true) So this fella starts talking to me and I'm doing the usual head nodding and eye rolling I do when utterly not interested. I did hear him say he was a real estate developer though... So when he asked "What does a guy have to do to take you out to dinner?" I responded by saying "Build me a building shaped like a lipstick tube and I'll go to dinner with you"
Him: "I would but it's been done"
Me: "Come again?! Huh?! Where?!"
Him: "53rd and 3rd. 885 Third Avenue to be exact. How have you never heard of it"
Me: "Good question!! Gotta go!!"
Him: "Wait!! Can I have your number?"
***Awkward silence***
Glamour Whore smiles and skips away....

He'll get over it. I had other things on my mind...like researching this mythical "Lipstick Building" he spoke of...



Sure enough...he was correct. And apparently I was the only one who had never heard of it. The building has it own Wikipedia page!! And it's fabulous... I mean, it doesn't look EXACTLY like a tube of lipstick but it's close enough for me to want to live there. Really really bad. If you ever find yourself outside of 53rd and 3rd be sure to wave to me because I'm sure I'll be there just wishin and hoping... I know...kinda sad but... c'mon!! It's the LIPSTICK BUILDING!!! If ever a place fit for a Glamour Whore...*sigh*



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~SJP -Best In Show At Showest~

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Mr. Big: Nice dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
-"Sex And The City"

When I saw the Marchesa Fall 2010 collection I was literally speechless. It was that beautiful. But 1 dress in particular stood out...



When I saw this dress I thought "My God!! I wonder who will wear this...and will they be worthy". I have no idea why but the thought never occurred to me that the PERFECT person to wear this dress would be... Sarah Jessica Parker. Of course!! And yes, she did it justice. She looked stunning at the Showest convention in Las Vegas in Marchesa:



SJP also stood out in Lanvin...


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Do you put on eyeliner before or after eye shadow? (Don't laugh, I seriously do not know, therefore I do not wear, and I'd really like to change that!)

I would NEVER laugh... I was a beginner once too:) I'm going to give you a step by step for a basic eye look. We can move on to other techniques once your ready to spread your wings:)

**VERY IMPORTANT** -Always apply eye makeup FIRST. So if there is any "fall out" or "debris" you clean it up without ruining your foundation and blush.

1) Prep eye with either a concealer or eye shadow base (I prefer Urban Decay)

2)Apply base shadow on lid.

3)Apply contouring color in the crease if using one.

4) Apply highlighter on brow bone

5) Blend any severe lines between shadows

6) Apply liner

7) Mascara

Done!! Unless you are using false lashes. I personally go over the the edge of the lashes with another coat of liner to make sure it looks "seamless". After these steps are complete it's time to put on the rest of your "face"

Ask me anything

~Glamarazzi Roundup 3-18-10~

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"A job worth doing is worth doing together." -Unknown



Edited By: Iggi

It's "Glamarazzi" roundup time and this particular roundup is filled with fab links... From spring makeup suggestions to sunglasses that will cost you almost a year's salary to Beyonce/Telephone inspired "Get The Look". Week after week Glamarazzi gets bigger and better and I am so thrilled. I realized today that we have bloggers from various countries, yep...Glamarazzi is global. So whether you're in Tibet or Texas, New York or the Netherlands, new members are always welcome to request membership. You can find out how to do HERE

Make-up/Music/Money/Me reviews Lush Mint Chocolate Bar Soap

Diary of a Style Addict recreates Honey B.'s look in Lady Gaga's Telephone video

Choosing the Right foundation: Makeup By Kim Porter teaches you how. Priceless advice.

Obsession Isn't Just A Perfume: Get all the gorgeous colors of spring in one makeup palette.
Her Goody Bag's Designer Spotlight: Cody Sai

Purging is good...when you're purging your makeup stash. ProjectDanielle lets you know when its time to toss it.

Sometimes there's a downside to being a newer makeup junkie...like when you're looking for new mascara and lip products. Any recommendations for LiAnn at Sparklecrack Central?

Hot Beauty Health ask her readers "would you use kool aid hair dye?"

$27,000 sunglasses? $15,000 garter and suspenders? Yup. Glamour Whore thinks you're worth it.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo