~The Power Of Supermodel P*ssy...~

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P is for power
The U is for used to
Cuz my P better than that P that you used to

Verse 1

Naomi:
Aint got no money
Aint got no car
Aint got no jewels
Boy im a star
Aint gettin no fairtime
Its pass your bedtime
Stay at your mama house
uum uum hummm

Sarah:
Aint got no Jet
You in debt
Aint got no juice
Can't get no fruit
You aint paid
You can't get laid
You want this baby?
Step off

Chorus

You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
You aint gettin no P
Nope

Verse 2

Naomi:
Aint got no house
Aint got no clothes
Nothing to fold, my bank account bigger than yours
You aint no papi
You are nati
Im together
You sloppy

Sarah:
You just a wanksta
You just a lame
You aint no Jay-Z(New York)
You aint no Wayne
You think you hot
But you not
You want a shot?
Step off

Chorus

You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
You aint gettin no P(ladies)
Nope

Rap

Binkie:
P is for power
The U is for used to
Cuz my P better than that P that you used to
One S is for superior
One S is for the sex
If you aint had mine then you aint had the best
The Y is for yes, Vanilla
If you wanna try, boy you gotta buy
They Y is for yes, Vanilla
If you wanna try, boy you gotta buy(echo)

Bridge

Oh i wont just fall into your arms oh no
And i dont know why you seem so alarmed oh no
Damn i kinda feel for ya
Hold up, i got a deal for ya
Give me yours and ill give you mine
If you wanna lil P, let me see them dolla $igns
Dolla $igns
(let me see them dolla $igns)
Let me see them dolla $igns
(let me see them dolla $igns)
Let me see them dolla $igns
(let me see them dolla $igns)
Let me see them dolla $igns
(let me see them dolla $igns)
You want the P
uh uh, you want me
You want the P
uh uh, you want me
You want the P
uh uh, you want me
You want the P
uh uh, you want me

Chorus

You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
Nope nope
You aint gettin no P
You aint gettin no P
Nope
-Electrik Red "P Is For Power"

I came across a picture of football player Tom Brady today and it struck me that he looks dramatically different since he's been with Gisele Bundchen. Don't get it twisted, he is still unattractive in my opinion (not my type at all), but he's definitely steppin up his game. **I should be slapped for that horrific pun but I couldn't resist...**

While with Bridget Moynahan he rocked a gray Mens Warehouse-esque suit that is very popular in suburbia, the "Captain Of The High School Football Team" haircut (male equivalent of the "Rachel") and....ugh...a VELVET tuxedo jacket.



And after a couple of years with Gisele Bundchen...he's ready for his close up. I swear he's actually starting to look a bit "Brazilian". Gisele must have that good good...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Glamour Whore Plays "Casting Agent"...~

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Carrie:"Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Miranda:"It got old."

Charlotte: "...if he asks, he thinks I'm 27."
Carrie : "Evidently while we had taken the midtown tunnel, Charlotte had taken the time tunnel."

Carrie: "I thought I had come to terms with my looks the year I turned thirty, when I realized I no longer had the energy to be completely superficial."

Carrie: "In the end, I decided I was definitely 34 going on 35. But in a city like New York, with its pace and its pressures, sometimes it's important to have a 13-year-old moment -- to remember a simpler time when the best thing in life was just hanging out, listening to records and having fun with your friends -- in your very own apartment."

-Sex and The City 1998-2010



Sex and The City has been in/on every newspaper, magazine, and/or entertainment news show for the past few months due to the release of the 2nd SATC film. Being a "Carrie Bradshaw" devotee (the bish is bad...hell...shes legendary.), I tearfully realize that another film would be a reach... If I or anyone else wanted to watch the lives of fifty-something women sip cocktails in couture we would just have lunch in Greenwich on any given day...let's be honest, it's not movie material. HOWEVER...there is a way to prolong Carrie Bradshaw's imaginary life. Time travel. Kinda...

Look, Candace Bushnell already has a prequel book on the shelves "The Carrie Diaries" basically introducing the world to the young Carrie Bradshaw. So why not bust a George Lucas and produce 2 or 3 prequel SATC movies? Think of the possibilities...the family backgrounds, the high school "scene", the loss of virginity's, college experimentation, fashion of the 80s, etc...brilliant.



We could have at least another good 3 years of SATC. I know, I know... I gotta let it go. But it's not my fault. Blame Pat Fields!! She has me addicted to the fashion of the Fab 4!!! And there isn't a "couture methadone" on the market yet. So... we'll just have to go back to the beginning. The early years...



BUT... Who would play the ladies?! This could be tricky...



I gave it some thought and did some research... And although I'm not a casting agent by trade, I'm pleased with my picks:

"Carrie Bradshaw"

Blake Lively...
I feel some of you rolling your eyes. Whateva. Look, we all know she can wear the clothes (Gossip Girl being more of a runway than a show...love it),there is a definite resemblance, and we know she can work with an all woman ensemble cast...i.e those Traveling Pants flicks.

"Charlotte York-Goldenblatt"


Camilla Belle
Such a strong resemblance and she has such a "Charlotte" demeanor...

"Miranda Hobbs"


Eva Amurri
Pretty yet quirky enough...


"Samantha Jones"


Mena Suvari
This was the most difficult one... No one will do Samantha Jones justice like Kim Catrall but I saw a pic of Mena while doing my research as she struck me as having a "Sam Jones' quality about her...


Play along... Leave me your picks for younger versions of the Fab 4 in comment form below.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~A Tiara, A Tutu, & Tatas... Glamour Whore Poses For "Shoot For Breast Cancer"~

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"I feel more inspired than ever, and think that I will finally achieve what I have long been wishing for: a balance of work and privacy - a harmony."
~Kylie Minogue (On getting through her battle against cancer)

"It has been an extraordinary experience and, in many ways, extremely positive."
~Marianne Faithful (On her successful recovery from breast cancer)

"If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell."
~Lance Armstrong

"Cancer is a word, not a sentence."
~John Diamond

When my favorite photographer James Johnson launched his "Shoot For Breast Cancer" promotion my first reaction was intense pride. I was so proud of JJ for remembering to give back and trying to raise funds and awareness in a fun creative way. I am especially touched by the fact that being a good man raised by a single mom he picked a disease that predominantly attacks women. I am so very proud of and amazed by my boy wonder James Johnson.



That being said, I couldn't see not supporting this project and promoting it to the best of my ability. Meaning...I had to put my tatas out there. Oh. My. Damn. You wouldn't think that an opinionated dominant woman like myself would be...shy. You're right. I'm not. However, I have to say the thought of posing for this particular shoot was a bit intimidating... BUT, after being raised by a single father because cancer stole my mother a week before my 5th birthday and having a dear aunt that is a breast cancer survivor I couldn't not do it. Besides, I figured I could have fun with it... I'm always down to wear a new tiara and my tutu was just sitting around collecting dust so... It was a go, I scheduled my shoot.



The promotion is as follows:
A photo shoot with professional photographer James Johnson. No shirt. Cover your tatas any way you feel comfortable and all other clothes/accessories are of your choosing (and your own, no wardrobe provided). You will receive 3 retouched pictures with the "Shoot For Breast Cancer" logo applied. The shoot and the 3 re-touched pix are provided for a ridiculously low $50 donation, ALL of which is donated to breast cancer research. ALL OF IT!! JJ literally doesn't make a dime off of this project, it's pure charity. And it's pure fun!! I had the best time... For all of the info and to book a shoot please go to the "Shoot For Breast Cancer" Facebook Page

Now...the "Fendi Sisters" (Yes, that's what I call them, I am made of fine Italian couture!!) make their debut....*gulp*

Glamour Whore for "Shoot For Breast Cancer":



I also snapped a few with a shirt on...lol



We make a great team... James Johnson & Glamour Whore!



BOOK YOUR "SHOOT FOR BREAST CANCER" SHOOT TODAY!! Hurry up...xoxo

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Carrie Bradshaw Would Never Ever...So Snap Out Of It SJP~

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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
-Jack Handey

There are certain people it is taboo to criticize or make fun of... Jesus, the handicapped (can we even use that term anymore...I can't remember), burn victims, cancer patients, Oprah, ugly babies ...you get the gist. Well my list of of "How dare you speak ill of ___" includes SJP, yeah that's right...she's above judgement in my eyes. Well...normally...

But...

I noticed something that I had to address.... THE SAME SHOES AT 3 EVENTS?!?!

Why SJP Why?! I mean, I know they're Kirkwoods but...c'mon girl...you're slippin. Snap out of it and change your damn shoes...


I'm sorry Girl, this hurts me more than it hurts you but it had to be done...

The Shoe: Nicholas Kirkwood Suede Platforms With Lattice Detail



The Redundance...

1) NYC SATC 2 Premiere after-party...



2)David Letterman Appearance...



3) Tokyo Airport....



Writing this post was unpleasant but necessary....change your damn shoes Girl.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo