Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Ashley Greene Talks Miley Cyrus, Joe Jonas

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/38596-ashley-greene-miley-cyrus-is-like-a-40-year-old/1296594228_ashley-greene-290.jpgAccording to Ashley Greene, Miley Cyrus seems much older than her 18 years.

"She's young, but we could relate to each other because she's probably been through as much as a 40-year-old!" Greene tells the March issue of Teen Vogue. The two costar in the upcoming comedy LOL.

"Plenty of Disney kids are perfectly normal and love what they do. But you always hear about the people who aren't doing well," she tells the teen fashion bible. "It's kind of like the squeaky wheel."

Partnering up with Cyrus was an opportunity for Greene to slowly branch away from the Twilight franchise that's consumed her life since 2008.

"I'm kind of like a bad girl in that film," Greene, 23, says of her role in LOL. "It's a really big departure from Alice," she says of her vampire alter-ego. "And as much as I love that character, I'm excited for people to see a bit of my range."

Greene will also get to flex her acting muscle when she stars opposite Jennifer Garner and Olivia Wilde in the upcoming comedy Butter.

"It's about butter carving, which, really, you have to Google. People take these huge chunks of butter, as tall as me, and carve intricate things into them; it's mind-blowing," she says. "I'd never heard of it when I read the script, and I remember asking my manager, 'How do writers make this stuff up?' But it actually exists."

In the flick, Greene plays a "typical rebellious teenager who goes from plain vanilla to basically being a stripper. It sounds ridiculous but it's going to be really funny."

When she isn't working, Greene spends most of her free time with her 21-year-old boyfriend, Joe Jonas.

"We have a traveling relationship," she tells the mag. "We met through mutual friends in London, which is crazy because we both live in L.A. And we've already met each other's parents, which I think is a good result of the kind of lifestyle we live. He's sweet and really funny, which is huge for me."

Credit: Us Magazine

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

~Dartz "Spirit Of Xtasy" Rolls Royce Phantom Hood Ornament -File This Under "Because It Made Me Giggle"~

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“Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.” -Charles Bukowski

Russian luxury SUV maker and creator of some questionable yet imaginative automobile accessories (whale penis leather interiors ring a bell?) Dartz has created a hood ornament for a Rolls Royce Phantom that basically looks like a Oscar statue gettin it in with a lady Oscarette. Some, more like most, will say this is in poor taste. And they very well maybe right but... IDGAF. I would so rock this on my Phantom...ya know...if I had a Phantom.




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Sunday, October 10, 2010

~"Abs In A Box"?! File This Under: NO!~

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"I love the male body. It's better designed than the male mind." -Andrea Newman

I never thought about a double standard in the area of beauty/grooming until I came across "Abs In A Box". Yeah, I said "Abs In A Box".


This kit is exactly what it says it is. It's actually abs in a box. Or at least the products men need to give/get the illusion of abs. When I first saw it I rolled my eyes and thought "What sad bastard would buy this?!" and then I caught a glimpse of my makeup trunk and it made me think... As a professional MUA I have an entire trunk filled with products to cover things we have, create things we don't have, and take years off of our appearance. And by "we" and "our" I mean...women. For the most part anyway. It's the norm for me to provide these services to men also...at work. On a shoot/stage/film set makeup and grooming on a man is completely acceptable but other than those scenarios makeup on a man, in my eyes, is so weak. Just plain un-sexy. Which is such a double standard because as a woman I use all of my professional products on myself (in everyday life) creating illusions and masking flaws, and I have left more than my share of lipstick on men's collars... But double standard or not, if a man's abs rubbed off on me I would be filled with disdain. I would be seriously turned off and it's not right but it is what is. So please fellas...only use this product for Halloween. And even then...only if you must.




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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

~Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pocket Or You Just Happy To See Me?! -Star Wars Burlesque~

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Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]

-"Star Wars" 1977



La Club "Bordello" transformed into "Mos Eisley Cantina" for a "Tatooine" style burlesque show... Star Wars Burlesque?! Seriously? Really?! Yes. Star Wars strippers... And it's not just Princess Leia....

Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? -"Star Wars" 1977



Nope. It's also Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Jabba The Hut (so not kidding) meets fishnets, corsets and pasties... Omg...it's like porn for space nerds. Some of it is actually glam and sexy and some of it... Not. So. Much. I mean, Jabba The Hut?! I don't judge...but...I'm just saying...Jabba The Hut?!

"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." ―C-3PO "Star Wars" 1977



If this is something that gets a rise out your "lightsaber" then hit up
LA Weekly to find out where and when...

C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease
-"Star Wars" 1977



Like I said... I don't judge... That's a lie. If you really get turned on by this...even a little bit...you may be a freak. Which is fine...wave that freak flag proudly, get out some twenties and make it rain on Boba Fett!

"I have no wish to offend the Jedi. This would benefit no one."
―Jabba The Hut "Star Wars" 1977




"Impressive, most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet." -Darth Vader (said to Luke Skywalker) Star Wars 1977

LA WEEKLY

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