~I Hate Myself For It...But...I want it. I Want That Lollipop!~

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"Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
-Grace to Jack "Will & Grace"

I am filled with self-loathing right now. So disgusted with myself. But it is what it is and I am what I am. And what it is is a $26 dollar tacky "Couture" (self proclaimed...) lollipop Kim Kardashian is hawking for "Sugar Company". And what I am is a straight up Glamour Whore that feels $26 dollars is not too much to much to spend on a tacky lollipop. Seriously...tacky. I mean really gaudy. But I want it. Bad. I just can't help myself...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Ms.Taken~

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"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."
~Elizabeth Taylor




I am famous for my hatred of the lines men use when they approach me. Seriously. The WORST. I have no idea why but they seem to save their most ridiculous material for me. I in turn say something mean and bitchy, turn on my heel, walk away, go home and tweet about it. Grrrrrr...



The website Ms.Taken seems to think they have a solution to my problem. A fake engagement ring. When I first heard about it my reaction "Duh!! I tried that years ago to no avail" and I still don't really think it will work, as men are undeterred by an impending marriage they forge ahead regardless... BUT...the website itself is the BEST. It's funny as hell... They have a page entitled "Unwanted Suitors" that you so have to see...



The ring itself, made by "Reality Bling" is a 2 carat Austrian crystal "engagement ring" that comes in a cute case with "Playaz" cards that help you recognize unsavory suitors...lol.



The best part? The video...omg...you have to watch this. Seriously. Have to. *DEAD*


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo