~I Swear I Have A Lace Fetish...~

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And the softness of my body will be guarded by embrace By each button, hook, and lace. For the man who should loose me is dead, Fighting with the Duke in Flanders, In a pattern called a war. Christ! What are patterns for?
-Lowell, Amy
'Patterns'.

I love lace... Well, when done correctly, there is NOTHING worse than cheap, tacky gaudy looking lace. However, when done correctly, I simply love it... And not just in the form of clothing...




And I almost forgot the very beautiful Armani Code... Thanx Danielle xoxo


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~All You Gotta Do Is Ask...~

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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” -Dr. Seuss



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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~I Am Impressed...With Katy Perry. Shocking...~

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I'll never be the same - if we ever meet again
Won't let you get away-ay - say, if we ever meet again
This free fall's, got me so ohhh
Kiss me all night, don't ever let me go
I'll never be the same
if we ever meet again
-"If We Ever Meet Again" Timbaland Featuring Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Timbaland filmed the video for their single "If We Ever Meet Again" from Timbaland's upcoming CD "Shock Value II" and she looks...FABULOUS!! I am impressed with her fashion evolution... In the past, the girl's style was detrimental to my health... literally. I once got a mind-numbing headache after my eyes caught sight of her on stage, had me driving to the 24hr deli desperate for Advil. Lately though she seems to be on point in the fashion/beauty department and my eyes thank her...



And as usual...sending tons of love to Just Jared for always providing the best photos!! xoxo

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~The "Jersey Shore" Cast Gets A Makeover... Ummm...I Guess~

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"My personal style is fresh to death. Have you ever been to the supermarket? You know the produce section, like where the food is fresh? That's my style."
-Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio -"Life & Style"



Wow. I always thought Paris, Milan, and New York City were the style meccas. I'm sorry. Apparently I owe Pathmark some press. I will totally cover the runway show in Aisle 6 this spring, I promise. I just hope I'm "fresh to death" enough to get a front row seat...

Ok, enough. I am now going to retract my claws and do what I'm here to do... I'm not even sure of what that is right now... Apparently, hell has frozen over and I'm actually writing about the disaster that is "The Jersey Shore".... Here goes.

Life and Style magazine has done the impossible and made-over the cast of The Jersey Shore . Rendering them fashionable enough for one of NYC's hottest clubs, Greenhouse. And although it's a VAST improvement, the article itself smells of the deli section...a wee bit cheesy. What they basically did was dress each cast member up as a current media darling. I'm not "J Wowwed" by it, but it is an improvement.

Before:

After:

Photo Courtesy of "Just Jared"

Here's a breakdown:
Sammi and Ronnie: "Brangelina"
J Woww: "Megan Fox"
The Situation: "Jake Gyllenhaal"
Snooki: "Kim Kardashian"
Pauly D: "Taylor Lautner"
Vinny: "Justin Timberlake"

Read The Full Article: Here

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~I Am Fit To Be Tied...~

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FYI: The word "Turban" comes from one of many variations on the word tulip, alluding to the designs which can be created by wrapping the cloth.

I have turbans on the brain... Seriously. I'm having visions of rocking a diamond studded turban while enjoying my dirty martini, very old Hollywood... Or sporting a white one with a bandeau bikini while frolicking on the beach... Or just donning one simply to jazz up my usual uniform of a wife beater and form fitting jeans. I have long been fascinated by and drawn to these beautiful and stylish headdresses...

Traditional Turbans:



Hollywood/Vintage/Retro:



The Stars Wrap It Up:

Eva Mendes:


Tyra:


La Lopez:


Beyonce:


Snoop (Lol...):


"Carrie Bradshaw SATC"


Kate Moss:


The "Urban Turban" look:



Some photos courtesy of Fashionising and GlamourSurf...xoxo

For those interested in tying one on with me, Etsy has a great selection of turbans/headdresses to choose from...

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo