~It Was Just As I Suspected...She's A Rockstar~

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Six inch walker
Big sh** talker
I never play the victim
I'd rather be a stalker

So baby take me in
I'll disobey the law
Make sure you frisk me good
Check my panties and my bra

Wildn out
A crazy house
With my white jacket on
Wont you come
And sign me out

To be with you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is a black guitar

I'm a rockstar
Hey baby
I'm a rockstar
Hey baby...
-Rihanna "Rockstar 101"



Last week I posted a few preview pix and a 30 second snippet preview of Rihanna's "Rockstar 101" video. I believe all I had to was: " The. Bitch. Is. Bad. Period." ...Yeah, I stand by my statement. Here's the finished product:




Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~It's Hard Out Hair For A P.I.M.P...Even If You Are A "Prince"~

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Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there's no b'ness like show b'ness
In the hood they say, there's no b'ness like hoe b'ness ya know
They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster
I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, BITCH
-Fifty "P.I.M.P"

A couple of months ago I was in a gas station by my apartment in Jersey City (Where the hood and high fashion meet Bitchesssss...) and a headline on a local paper caught my attention. Ok, I'm lying, a headline didn't catch my attention, a picture did. I read the headline after gasping and clutching the paper because of this pic:



Finally!!!!! Out the hundreds of thousands of males that declare themselves a pimp on a daily basis, this dude is quite obviously the real deal!! Complete with hair and jewelry that would bring tears to Katt Williams eyes...

Quick rundown: Allen "Prince" E. Brown is a admitted and convicted pimp in the "Society Hill" section of Jersey City, which people seem to think is "upscale" but doesn't impress my Connecticut bred snobby ass.

The self-proclaimed "Prince", in his late forties, apparently had been flesh peddling for over 20yrs. He had various family members working for his "organization" including...his MAMA. Now that's gangsta. No, he wasn't selling her royalty bearing lady parts, I think she was just basically keepin everything in check. Maybe she was in charge of smackdowns...it's all a little fuzzy, can't figure it all out.



Probably because I don't care. Yeah, I said it. It doesn't concern me. Yes, I know and agree that flesh peddling is wrong, very very wrong. And I agree he should be punished...BUT...who is going to amuse me now that he is behind bars and no longer newsworthy?! I mean seriously...the hair, the "throne", the "crown", the jewelry...it's just too good. It's almost cartoon-ish, I can't take it...



After seeing the initial pic of this pimp/over achieving matchmaker (Hey, it's all about perspective) I followed the story... I came across his mugshot one day and was worried sick!! Have a look and you'll know why:



OMG!!!! What happened to Prince's hair?! Those evil COs must not be allowing him to tend to his glorious mane!!! Bastids!!

My worries were calmed today though while surfing the web. I saw pictures from his sentencing hearing and was delighted to see that he was able to find someone in prison with "pimp" hair skills. I can rest easy tonight knowing he has gotten his "sexy" back...



Omg...I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! I know it's bad...but...it's so good. I think if he got together with the drug lord lingerie model I wrote about a few months back...they could rule the world.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Jean Paul Gaultier's First Haute Couture Collection~

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It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting. ~Jean Paul Gaultier

Fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier debuted his first haute couture collection in Mosow at a railroad station stating: "My collection is a journey"... And it sure is...a fabulous journey.

Have a peek....




Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~I'm Going Off To Auction...~

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“I smoke so many cigarettes, there's no way I could have a glossy lipstick.”
-Isabella Blow



I have never ever been to a auction. Never. I've been tempted a few times but it all just seemed like too much work... Seriously...it just seemed easier to walk into Barney's, pick out something fabulous, pay for it and go to lunch.

However, come September I will be off to auction...



Isabella Blow, fashion icon and McQueen muse, who tragically died a few years ago had an INSANE wardrobe. Quite possibly the best wardrobe on the planet. And it's going to auction. And so am I. How can I resist?! Rumored to be auctioned off: Over 90 of McQueen’s designs, 50 Philip Treacy hats, and a number of Manolo Blahnik shoes. <~OMG!! The auction will take place in London on September 15th. I am sooooooo there.



Read more HERE

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Hey Baby...She's A Rockstar~ ***UPDATED: PIX & VID***

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Got up in the club
Posted in the back
Feeling so good
Looking so bad

Rocking this skirt
Rocking this club
Got my middle finger up
I dont really give a f***

Rocking these diamonds
Im rocking this chain
Make sure you get a picture
Im rocking my fame

To be with you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing Im missing
Is a black guitar

Im a rockstar
Hey baby
Im a rockstar
Hey baby
-"Rockstar 101" Rihanna



A sneak peak at Riri's "Rockstar 101" video... The. Bitch. Is. Bad. Period.






Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~STUNNING: Paper Eyelashes (Seriously...)~

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“In war, you win or lose, live or die-and the difference is just an eyelash.”
-Douglas MacArthur

I read about Paperself's paper eyelashes a while back and thought "Ummmm...no". I have changed my tune. these delicate yet statement making lashes are insanely gorgeous. Seriously... Gorgeous. they come in 3 different patterns and are available in 2 sizes. All of them breathtaking. And from what I've heard they look even better in person.


A description from the Paperself website:

Inspired by the art of Chinese paper-cutting, Eyelashes blend an element of traditional culture with contemporary design.

Intricately cut and delicately pretty, Eyelashes are available in three styles, each infused with symbolic meaning rooted in Chinese culture:

Horses: symbolic of success
Peony: for happiness and good fortune
Peach blossom: a symbol of love and romance

Unique and expressive, Eyelashes come in two sizes: accentuate the corners of your eyes with the smaller lashes for a subtle daytime look, or make a statement with the full lashes for a special occasion.


Dimension: 42*18mm
Material: paper
Designer: Ting yu Wang

Get info HERE

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Karl Lagerfeld & Vanessa Paradis "Factory Store" For Madame Figaro's May 2010 Issue~

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Edie Sedgwick: I can't take it anymore. I want to die
Wanda: And why do you want to die?
Edie Sedgwick: Because my credit's no good at Bonwit Teller and I just stole $30 worth of underwear at Bergdorfs and I think I might do it again
[laughs]
-"Factory Girl" (2006)



Although, in my opinion, Uncle Karl has been somewhat of a media whore as of late... it doesn't mean he isn't still brilliant. Vanessa Paradis was photographed by the genius for Madame Figaro Magazine's May 2010 issue and it's quite clear that he sill has that je ne sais quoi. And Mz.Paradis has never looked better...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo