Showing posts with label Eyelashes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eyelashes. Show all posts

Friday, February 4, 2011

~Glamour Whore PSA: Do Not Purchase This Product~

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“Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise, to someone like me.”
-Depeche Mode


I really hate writing bad reviews. I mean really really hate it. Not because I'm an overly nice person. I'm cool when I wanna be but no one is nominating me for sainthood. It's just that every product has someone behind it who thought their idea was a stroke of genius. Even the horrible products... I wouldn't want someone callously trashing my creations so I try not to trash anyone else's. If absolutely necessary I will write it in the form of constructive criticism. This time however... I have no choice but to be brutally blunt. Because someone could lose an eye. Literally.

That being said, let's get this over with...

"Glamour Whore's Public Service Announcement. Do Not Purchase This Product":


Last Saturday I acquired L'Oreal's Double Extend Eye Illuminator Mascara in "Black Copper". At the time I was really excited to try it because the overlay wand color was glittery. You know what a sucker I am for glitter. So while at work I created a fab look using my new product. While applying my "face" my co-worker Remelda saw the mascara and announced she had also had the new product. Like me, she also was eager to apply the new mascara and did so. At first my biggest issue was my immense disappointment. The black mascara end of the product was great but the glittery overlay was a waste of time. It did nothing. Barely any glittery effect at all. And it didn't bring out my hazel eyes as promised. I wish my disappointment ended there. However, it did not. My left eye started to itch about an hour after application and by the time I arrived home from work and washed my face my eye was red, swollen, tearing and itchy. A nightmare. My eye also felt "gritty". I thought "Great. The glitter that couldn't be seen on my lashes is making it's presence known inside my eyelid." I though a simply eye flush would solve the problem. Wrong. Eye flushes, eye drops, cold compress, warm compress, ice... NOTHING WORKED. It got so much worse in fact. On Monday when I went work I was showing my co-worker who had the same product and found out she had the same problem. All of my same symptoms. The eye flushing was however working for her and all she had was slight redness by Monday. But both of us?! No coincidence. My nightmare has continued all week. My eye got continuously worse. I was actually waking up with it sealed shut from discharge...so gross. And admittedly a little scary. So... I finally saw a doctor yesterday. He said whatever was stuck in my eye from the product caused an infection. A strain of "pink eye" to be exact. He recommended a specific brand of eye drops sold strictly for pink eye and said I would no longer be contagious after my eye stopped tearing/discharging, which would take less than 24hrs. Finally this ordeal will be over soon. If it had just been me I might think it was an unfortunate fluke but because my co-worker suffered eye ailments also after using the exact same product I feel obligated to tell my readers/friends/family/co-workers and especially my fellow MUAs to avoid this product at all costs. L'oreal may want to go back to the lab and work on this product a little bit more before someone loses an eye.

The product:




The deadly wand:



My eye. Swollen and red. And it had a horrible "hooded" effect that was far from flattering:





My savior!!!:



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo



Sunday, November 28, 2010

~Forget False Eyelashes... We're On To Eyelash Jewelry~

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"When I die, they`ll probably auction off my false eyelashes." -Bette Davis

Eyelashes seem to be becoming a genre of art unto themselves. In recent years false eyelashes have gotten so dramatic some of them resemble pieces of art for the face. A shop on the DIY site Etsy has taken the art a step further with "eyelash jewelry". Yup...jewelry for your lashes. They are applied with the same glue you would use for any other set of falsies and the jewelry is wired so you can bend and shape it to custom fit your eye shape. Some of them are beautiful, some of them...not so much. But the product itself is haute... Check out the pix of my favorites from the "Spirys" shop on Etsy and video below:


















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Glamour Whore...xoxo

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

~STUNNING: Paper Eyelashes (Seriously...)~

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“In war, you win or lose, live or die-and the difference is just an eyelash.”
-
Douglas MacArthur

I read about Paperself's paper eyelashes a while back and thought "Ummmm...no". I have changed my tune. these delicate yet statement making lashes are insanely gorgeous. Seriously... Gorgeous. they come in 3 different patterns and are available in 2 sizes. All of them breathtaking. And from what I've heard they look even better in person.


A description from the Paperself
website:

Inspired by the art of Chinese paper-cutting, Eyelashes blend an element of traditional culture with contemporary design.

Intricately cut and delicately pretty, Eyelashes are available in three styles, each infused with symbolic meaning rooted in Chinese culture:

Horses: symbolic of success
Peony: for happiness and good fortune
Peach blossom: a symbol of love and romance

Unique and expressive, Eyelashes come in two sizes: accentuate the corners of your eyes with the smaller lashes for a subtle daytime look, or make a statement with the full lashes for a special occasion.


Dimension: 42*18mm
Material: paper
Designer: Ting yu Wang

Get info
HERE

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

~Vogue Nippon Beauty Supplement April 2010~

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"The groupies are far more real now than there were then."
-Peter Tork

As a rule...I HATE GROUPIES. Seriously...male or female groupies just make me sick and a little sad. However I realized today that I'm a groupie. No, not for entertainers nor athletes...for other makeup artists. Seriously. I'm a MUA stan. Damn shame... But it is what it is and I am what I am and after seeing Vogue Nippon's Beauty Supplement, makeup artist Kaori Yanagida has a new groupie. This spread is PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The nails, the eyeliner, the lashes...*sigh* The air and accessories are definitely fly also.

Have a look....




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Glamour Whore...xoxo

Monday, February 8, 2010

~"Riveting" MAC's Newest Collection...Let's Hope So~

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"I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous and sexual. Beauty and femininity are ageless and can't be contrived, and glamour, although the manufacturers won't like this, cannot be manufactured. Not real glamour; it's based on femininity. We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. Art, real art, comes from it, everything."
— Marilyn Monroe

MAC's newest collection "Riveting" hits stores February 18th 2010. By now you know that I have a "wait and see...show and prove" attitude towards MAC. Their collections over the past couple years have been disappointing too many times. However I must admit lately they have been back on their game...let's hope it continues.



Especially with this collection as I am excited about the liquid liner/eyelashes and a few of the lipcolors, especially Snow Orchid and Riveting. Ok, truth be told I'm also feenin to get a up close personal look at the nail polishes and the "Full Fuchsia" blush...guess I'm still a slight junkie for that MAC crack. P.S I love the styling of the promo pic...I want everything she has on...does anyone know whodunnit?

Lipstick: Bubbles, Metal Maven, Riveting, and Show Orchid:

Lipglass: Rock Out and True Babe:

Blushes: Full Fuchsia and Dirty Plum:

Rapidblack Penultimate Liner and #48 Lashes:

Matte Polishes: Black Enough?, Studded, and Wham, Bam, Glam:


MAC Cosmetics

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

Friday, January 1, 2010

~Brigitte Bardot x Twiggy = "Trendy Sexy"~

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"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." -Albert Schweitzer

I do not believe in "New Year Resolutions", I never keep them. I think it's the pressure and my natural defiance. If someone tells me I can't do something, it's forbidden...I automatically want to do it...badly. However, I do believe in "New Year Good Intentions". I intend to work less and enjoy life more in 2010. No pressure.

As for the past year...I worked way too much. I got so caught up in making a living, I forgot to have a life. But I have to admit, sometimes I just really enjoy working. Most of the time actually. Yesterday (new Year's Eve) was one of those times. I had a client at 6:15. A darling blue-eyed fresh faced blond named Ashley looking for a glam New Year's Eve look.


I arrived at her apartment armed with a full makeup case, she answered the door armed with enthusiasm. She is just adorable!! I told her I was thinking "Twiggy" but sexy...like a "hybrid of Twiggy and Brigitte Bardot"...trendy, mod and sexy. She loved the idea. She was so upbeat, and more than a little hyper... running around in boxer shorts, extremely furry Uggs and topless. LOL... It didn't faze me, I've seen more breasts than Hugh Hefner. Occupational hazard.



First I helped her pick out an outfit. After that was done we moved on to hair. She has great hair. I straightened it, then proceeded to add height and volume at the crown, some body to the ends and left the front straight. She added a Camellia headband at the last minute...so darling. Loved it.

Time for the makeup...

1) Prepped her skin with
MAC Prep and Prime



2) Started with the eyes. I applied light concealer under the eye and applied
Urban Decay Shadow Primer Potion to the lid.




3) I patted the lightest shade of the
POP Smokey Eye Goddess Clutch palette all over the lid. Origins Glistening Granite ( a GORGEOUS silvery/blue-ish green-ish hue) just ABOVE the crease, on the bone above the crease and just under the brow. I blended it out in a windshield wiper motion with a fluffy brush. MAC's fluidline cream liner in Blacktrack came next, used to create a dramatic wing and line the "tightline" (inner eye... under the top lashes). I went over the liner in a dry glittery eyeshadow and blended the stark lines out a little bit. A few coats of L'oreal Telescopic Explosion mascara and the eyes were done. And GORGEOUS.


4)
Maybelline Liquid Dream Mousse foundation was applied with a foundation brush spareingly because her is skin is beautiful and I didn't want to cover it up. A peachy-pink blush was applied to the apples of her cheeks. I used a discontinued product but Nars Orgasm would be perfect. Revlon's new Photo Ready Powder (great product!) locked in the look.


5) A couple of coats of
MAC's Lipglaze lipstick in Hue and she was ready to ring in the New Year beautifully...



The result? Picture perfect...



By the time I was done and ready to be on my way it was about 8:30 and I realized I had almost worked through New Year's Eve. But I didn't mind...it definitely beats digging ditches. There are worse ways to make a living and I love my job. However, I do INTEND to TRY to slow it down...


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Glamour Whore...xoxo
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